here is the craigslist ad...

This is the ad written by the guy we bought Forest from...Thought I would add it just to give you an idea of the bloke that we spent 4 hours with, in the same 5 square feet.

"Stay off the sidewalks & don't even think about entering the crosswalk on a red hand when you see this thing, yuppies. Look how green this car is. Ha ha. It's dark green.

CALL 425 - 922 - 5646. If you're looking for a great truck, suv, or all purpose vehicle, this is the one that says BAD MOTHER F#*KER

Legal with tabs, plates & emissions slip 'til May '08

New:
Battery, Alternator, heavy duty belts,
starter, ignition, plugs, wires,
filters (all), fluids (all),
wiper blades, 34" Michelins (all 4 + matching spare).
Barely a scratch on it.
Husky heavy duty rubber back floor liner
fold down seats in the rear.
10 disc Sony plus matching sony cassette deck with built in amp
Thule ski rack holds surf & snowboards. Pack a 12 foot woody on this thing.
Averages around 20 m.p.g.
Great daily commuter
Moving out of this cold ass rainy but beautiful state, must sell
Runs so smooth, it's like riding a
Well whatever you ride that's real smoov, playa!

Soccer Mom driven for the first 13 years of it's adolescent life, then literally stolen by me for $2400 just over a month ago. This thing will run for ever. They really build things well in japan. (see: everything ever built in Japan). The Germans would say, "Wunder Kaarzen run fo' evahz!" If they were half Hawaiian.
Get laid, or get paid, or bail hay or visit your cousin Ray Ray to say hey or pack Sha nay nay's kids in this mo'fo, it's got some cargo space.
10 disc sony changer & even a tape deck, old-schooler, for your Rock 'N' Roll or Dance hits of the 80's or Booty Jams or Hair Spray music. Even tolerates some occasional classical but dies suddenly when Dido or Kenny G or Celine Dion or anything fruiter than that gets played. Flying Purple People Eaters excluded.

Plus tax, title, & license, registration, insurance, gas, oil, tolls, fees, surcharges, late fees, dues, parking, tickets, & Halliburton shipping fees (If applicable in the futuristic state of Iraqistan)

Price possibly negotiable, if you can prove you eat red meat.
The real Man's Joke of the day:
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad Shooter. (Presto)"